“A little bit of sass and a lot of booze can take you a long way.”.

“I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it’s a sassy cocktail.”.

“I’m not a morning person, but I’m definitely a morning drinker with a side of sass.”.

“Drink like a lady, swear like a sailor, and always be sassy.”.

“Confidence level: sipping on a sassy cocktail.”.

“I’m not always classy, but when I am, it’s usually after a few drinks.”.

“When in doubt, add a little bit of sass to your glass.”.

“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying I can conquer the world after a few drinks.”.

“I like my drinks like I like my attitude: strong and sassy.”.

“I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a little bit of sass.”.

“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room… after a few drinks.”.

“I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it has a drinking problem.”.

“Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.”.

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… after a few drinks.”.

“Alcohol: because sometimes coffee just isn’t enough.”.

“Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.”.

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a morning drinker.”.

“I’m not drunk, I’m just speaking cursive.”.

We love each other when we’re apart, but when we’re together, it’s a mess.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with tequila.“I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday, and when it’s not.”.“I like my whiskey like I like my men… aged and smooth.”.“I’m not drinking alone, I’m social distancing from my problems.”.“I have a drinking problem… I can’t afford it.”.“Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic”.

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